We have all seen these before, but this list looks like there have been a couple newcomers added. BD
Annual breast exam conducted at Hooters.
Your "primary care physician" is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
Your kidney transplant surgery is held up while your surgeon awaits his arraignment for grave robbing.
Only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
Tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicle.
With your last HMO, your birth control pills didn't come in different colors with little "M's" on them.
Directions to your doctor's office include, "take a left when you enter the trailer park."
Only item listed under Preventive Care feature of coverage is "an apple a day".
http://www.youknowster.com/jokes/view/245-you-know-youve-joined-a-cheap-hmo-when
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