Does Your EHR Stink? Extormity Has the Answer With Adding A New Feature - Aromatherapy

Depending on what type of practice you are, an EHR that dispenses a nice fragrance once in a while could be real benefit, patients may like it too, there has to be a version for gastroenterology for sure!  Just think no more distracting body odors for the patient and the physician! If delivering bad news to a patient the EHR will also help in delivering a foul odor, great for coding!  On the other hand I would guess a nice fragrance will be released with good news, just think of the time both doctors and patients will save as both will know instantly what’s coming!

As it mentioned below, cartridges are sold separately and it’s affordable, one transaction charge for each whiff, so this information can be analyzed and added to your PHR as well.

Be sure to check and make sure your clearinghouse can connect too, spread the wealth and billing personnel can enjoy the sweet smell of Lilly of the Valley too.  When your claims are scrubbed, the billers will be able to tell when all traces of fragrance and odors have been removed!  

Just think, medical records have never smelled so good!  HL7 appears to be covered too, and that may require a stronger fragrance to aggregate this to the PHR.  Patients will love their PHRs combined with the new springtime scents.  Just think once more of the time saved here too, if there’s some potential bad news on the horizon, your PHR can be the “stink bomb” that you have always wanted in the way of prompt notifications.  Maybe you will have better luck with checking out the pricing:)

You have to love this humorous look on EHRS, and sometimes I feel these guys are getting closer to the truth all the time:)  Is this what is needed for ARRA and certification processes, a little aromatherapy today?  This is one vendor who is reaching out beyond the limits to help the stimulus confusion stink at lot less too.  BD

Electronic health record vendor Extormity today announced that its EHR portfolio is now available in a wide range of springtime scents, including lilac, wildflower, and damp mulch.
“With all the hubbub about SaaS model EMRs, we elected to continue our track record of unexpected innovation and launch a SaSS, or Software as Scented Server, architecture,” stated Extormity CEO Brantley Whittington. “This is more than just a bolted on aromatherapy device, as our SaSS offering is fully integrated with the EHR utilizing a modified HL7 interface.”

This SaSS module will be especially helpful for physicians who shy away from delivering bad news to patients, as serious diagnosis codes will generate a foul smelling odor.

Of course, aroma cartridges will be sold separately, and practices will be charged a ‘per whiff’ fee each time a smell is emitted.”

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